Amanda and I were talking about a week ago, and somehow the topic got onto Mad Men. We're both fans of the show, and I've been watching it with Amanda when I'm in Grande Prairie with her. I asked her about an episode she'd watched that I hadn't had a chance to yet, and she said that it was okay. I modified a classic joke and asked "But Mad Men is like pizza, right? Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good!"
Amanda agreed, and somehow we got to talking about which pizza toppings fit which Mad Men character. We came up with the following list, and hopefully you'll find it as funny and revealing as we did!
Don - Pepperoni
meaty and delicious
Peggy - banana peppers
works well with pepperoni, but not to everyone's taste
Pete - cardboard box
necessary, but annoying
Cooper - corn/mayonnaise
Japanese (stereotypically) like them on pizza, but lots of people would find them odd
Lane - crust, upper crust at that
Joan - tomato sauce
Red and saucy
Roger - lettuce
not necessary except for a few special circumstances, and makes a mess of things easily
Caroline - mushrooms
under-appreciated and quietly gets the job done
Harry - little plastic table that holds box top up
only good for takeout, no good at home
Betty - pineapple
blonde, juicy, not good with pepperoni
Megan - bacon
good with pepperoni but can be a little much
she's Canadian
Henry - chicken
better with pineapple than pepperoni, but not by much
more popular by itself than with pineapple
Sally/Bobby - ham
stuck with pineapple by tradition, but are better with pepperoni
No comments:
Post a Comment